take your favorite grainy sandwich bread &, optionally, toast two slices

  1. BOTTOM SLICE gets balsamic vinaigrette — preferably administered through some kind of misting apparatus for even coverage
  2. then slather with your favorite hummus
  3. load up with thinnnnn cucumber slices
  4. add cheese slices if desired, preferably something pale
  5. mound on some alfalfa sprouts, or other sprouts
  6. TOP SLICE gets dijon mustard

optional: capers, celery seed